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а от работы устала. Сижу в дружеских идиомах montrealex & brejestovski . Пара "семейных" забав от brejestovski
Сосиска с тестем
И анекдот )

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over
at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."



WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (sighs deeply)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the right thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you take her to the games of golf with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, playing golf is always great."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs (клюшки для гольфа)?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- shocked silence --

HUSBAND: ";shit."

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